Christianity, still stupid, despite whiny bitches.

A user by the name of “intolerant of intolerants” has been whining and bitching and crying in the comments. And the wordpress comment system is a total piece of shit that breaks down completely if there are more than a handful of whiny bitches, so, I’ll talk about it here, in a post of its own.

“Intolerant of intolerants” writes:

A Christian’s main goal is to live as Jesus lived, which he never hurt anyone or did anything wrong, so.. You compare a racist to religious people? Wow, you’re so stupid and yet you really can’t see it. to top it off you’re so petty as to befriend anyone whos religious. believing in a God doesn’t mean you’re a brain washed church going Zombie, man. Everyone has faith in something. Aliens, Bigfoot, etc. Atheists even have faith in things. You have faith that everything you watch on a BBC documentary is true, or anything scientists tell you is truth. then people say, “well the bible is written by man, so how is it perfect?” then people believe science, which has the same criteria. Written by man and not perfect. I believe in most things science holds as true, yes, but still every human being has a flaw. Atheists are not better than religious people and vise versa.

Where to begin.

Jesus never did anything wrong? Maybe you should read the Gospels again. According to the Bible, if the Bible is to be believed, then Jesus was a horrible horrible creature, far worse than Hitler, who at least did not deprive his victims of the mercy of death. Before Jesus, there was no concept of eternal punishment in Hell. Jesus, meek and mild, introduced that concept,
Matthew 25:

He will reply, ‘I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for
one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’ Then they will go away to
eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life. (NIV)

The current Pope agrees with this, saying, Hell “really exists and is eternal, even if nobody talks about it much any more.”

How about this, from Mark 7:

“First let the children eat all they want,” he told her, “for it is not right to take the children’s bread and toss it to their dogs.” “Yes, Lord,” she replied, “but even the dogs under the table eat the children’s crumbs.” Then he told her, “For such a reply, you may go; the demon has left your daughter.” She went home and found her child lying on the bed, and the demon gone. (NIV)

So, Jesus wasn’t going to help here, because she wasn’t the right kind of person, but she admits to him that she’s a dog, and he’s like “oh, alright, since you realize your place, and your place is the place of a dog, I’ll help.” Dick move, asshole-Jesus.

How about this, from Mark 11?

The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it. … In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!” (NIV)

So Jesus, aka GOD, who supposedly knows everything, who supposedly can walk on water and multiply the loaves and the fishes, who can turn water into wine, has to walk over to a fig tree and look at it in order to find out that it has no figs, when it is not even the right season for figs, and upon finding this out, he gets pissed off and curses the fig tree and magically makes it wither, instead of I don’t know, how about magically making it have figs when it’s not fig season? How about magically making a fucking pizza, if he’s so god damned hungry?

Jesus is acting like a petulant magical child in this scene. And oh, I know, it’s just a “parable”, and the fig tree represents israel or some bullshit. Couldn’t GOD be bothered to come up with a parable that didn’t make Jesus look like a fucking idiot? Is this really God’s best work here?

About faith. You’re full of shit. I do not have faith that everything in a BBC documentary is true. Likewise I do not take necessarily take science on faith, although I might be inclined to cut science a little slack, on account of, unlike religion, it works, bitches. And science does not ask me to take it on faith, unlike religion, which very much does ask one to take it on faith. Anyone is welcome to take on any scientific claim and verify (or disprove) it for themselves.

Religious claims are not like this. Try challenging those, and you get crazy people coming out of the woodwork whining and crying that it’s mean to show how obviously stupid their beliefs are. You get nutballs equivocating about faith, trying to say, essentially, “well, you use faith too, so you’re just as dumb as me,” and spouting other blatant idiocy.

You say ” believing in a God doesn’t mean you’re a brain washed church going Zombie, man”. But, it most emphatically does mean that you’re being stupid, especially, if you believe Jesus a god.

The Christian story is blatantly, mind-fuckingly idiotic. Out of the entire universe, the supposed creator of this universe came to the earth — to the earth, mind you — 2000 years ago, impregnated a virgin, so that he could be born, grow up, and be killed, in order to appease the wrath of himself by standing in to be punished for the infractions of his own rules (to be) committed by all of humanity, and those that believe this story, for which no evidence is provided (in fact, it’s best if you believe it despite the lack of evidence, or even in the very teeth of contrary evidence,) and try to be “good,” (follow the rules in a book of questionable provenance) will, after they’re dead, be rewarded in heaven, and, those that don’t will be punished in hell, forever, again, after they’re dead. And you have the gall to claim that you know the dude’s name. His name. You apparently think you’re on a first name basis with this same supreme creator of the universe. It would seem that your stupidity is exceeded only by your arrogance.

You’ve mentioned that you don’t believe in hell — you apparently pick and choose those portions of the Bible which you believe, arbitrarily, in accord with what suits you, probably because you are a far better person than the Jesus that is described in the Bible, as are most people — even Hitler wasn’t as horrible as Jesus in this regard.

However, it remains, and will continue to remain mind blowingly idiotic, and you’re an idiot for clinging to it. All this, and these beliefs, you want me to respect? You can whine and complain and bitch that I’m being mean for saying so, but it won’t change anything. I spit on your obviously idiotic beliefs.

The ONLY way to get me to stop saying Christianity is stupid is to convince me that it isn’t stupid. Good luck with that. I’ve read the stupid Bible, and it’s irretrievably, hopelessly, jump-off-a-bridge stupid.

And, if you’ve read it, and yet you cannot see that, then I am forced to conclude that you, you personally, are stupid. And not just a little bit, either.

~ by scaryreasoner on February 22, 2010.

10 Responses to “Christianity, still stupid, despite whiny bitches.”

  1. “And, if you’ve read it, and yet you cannot see that, then I am forced to conclude that you, you personally, are stupid. And not just a little bit, either.”

    I’m firm believer in this view – I think most of the people who consider themselves as Christians haven’t actually read the whole Bible, including the abhorrent bits. Most seem to have only paid attention to the ‘nice’ parts, while ignoring (or worse yet, rationalizing) all of the evil acts their God commits.

    Frankly I’m not much worried about God existing, since if their God does exist, I’d rather go to hell than a paradise ruled by a psychotic genocide-fetishist.

  2. kudos

  3. you forgot that all religions are extortionistic (sic) in nature, do this, or you suffer for ever, Either “believe” or burn….and for those who capitulate and
    “believe”… you get to spend eternity on yer knees blowing a megalomaniac
    primitive “god” in a 1500 cubic mile metal box with a disgusting “river of blood” out front of it. Read it, t’s in rev.

  4. What do you know? Another one bites the dust. It’s been 3 months and he hasn’t even replied.

  5. scaryreasoner, can you prove to me that YOU exist? Can you prove without doubt that this life, this world is not just an elaborate illusion? How do you prove it? What makes it real? If you rely on what you can see, smell, taste, or touch, to tell you what is real, then, you are relying, in FAITH, on neurons sent to the brain to get a perception of reality and so you yourself have faith. Still think the concept of faith is “retarded”? Respond. I look forward to your rebuttal.

    • Your argument is a pathetic non-sequitur. You say: “What makes it real? If you rely on what you can see, smell, taste, or touch, to tell you what is real, then, you are relying, in FAITH, on neurons sent to the brain to get a perception of reality and so you yourself have faith.” Focus on the definition of the word “Faith”. You don’t understand the meaning of the word. It means “Belief without evidence”, so even if life is an illusion, our brain tells us that we have the evidence that life is real and we exist. No one has faith that they exist, they believe in the evidence.

  6. Also, claiming Jesus is evil for introducing the concept of hell to us is like saying that news reporters are evil for reporting 9/11 to us. There was no concept of 9/11 to Americans before it was reported in the news.

    • I’m not sure you are too bright. To state that news reporting is the same as Jesus introducing the concept of hell is idiotic. Who created hell as a punishment for non-believers in Jesus? Don’t tell me Satan, please. Who is prepared to allow good people who don’t believe in Jesus to be tortured for eternity? The comparison you make indicates that you think Jesus just reported on hell without any influence on it. What influence did reporters have on 9/11?

  7. Their was a point in the bible where “jesus” whipped people too

  8. By the way Christians can be somewhat repulsive to me since my own parents found out that I do not believe in the Bible you know what they did they said get out of our house and come back when believe in god and you know what else I went to the police because of child neglect and they ignoreed me and oh yeah their just retarded to.

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